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This past weekend I learned:
1 just because you can consume a half a gallon of milkshake, doesn’t mean you should.
2 how to use a typewriter thanks to google and youtube.
3 laying down on Main Street and making street angels makes you a prime candidate for insults and profanity.
4 hours of sleep doesn’t reproduce productivity.
5 Monterrey’s chicken milenesa is my 2nd favorite in the world (still holding auditions for 1st)
6 the importance of networking
7 after 1:48 am, Walmart becomes a whole different Galaxy.
8 if you never go to the deep end you’ll never know how tall you are


green room sweg. fixing to be on the t and v #pineapples (at Wspa Tv)

green room sweg. fixing to be on the t and v #pineapples (at Wspa Tv)



I remember that one time at that one place when we…
Nah… I ain’t een bout to reminisce bout all that right now.


I use to have messed up teeth… but all that changed when the Ortho nation attacked.

I use to have messed up teeth… but all that changed when the Ortho nation attacked.


getting these suckers removed in 10 hours. It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s been real fun. #freeshamasteeth

getting these suckers removed in 10 hours. It’s been real. It’s been fun. It’s been real fun. #freeshamasteeth


internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via kit-kat-in-the-hat)


Every time I see a link titled, “Female Celebs without make up,” I scroll through that junk. It reminds me that a majority of feminine beauty is store purchased and meticulously applied/retouched daily. It also lessens intimidation when speaking with attractive females. Cuz frankly, there’s just an upper hand feeling when I look at a girl’s face and think, “I can wipe 95% of your beauty off with a Kleenex.”


legend.

legend.


this is the official “you can hit me but my dad will sue you” outfit

this is the official “you can hit me but my dad will sue you” outfit


#tbt to last summer when I was so broke that I bought my first and last lottery ticket instead of 2 loafs of bread for PB&Js, because I crazy feeling that I had a chance of winning.

#tbt to last summer when I was so broke that I bought my first and last lottery ticket instead of 2 loafs of bread for PB&Js, because I crazy feeling that I had a chance of winning.


this coulda really helped a decade ago when my dad made me write “I will say yes sir, no sir, yes ma’am, and no ma’am” 500 times

this coulda really helped a decade ago when my dad made me write “I will say yes sir, no sir, yes ma’am, and no ma’am” 500 times


just gonna leave this right here

just gonna leave this right here


timothydelaghetto:

toska91:

flexible chair


AHHHH!!!

timothydelaghetto:

toska91:

flexible chair

AHHHH!!!


"…you know in your heart." 😂

"…you know in your heart." 😂